• edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    “It says here on your application that you consume multiple substances daily which long term users are known to have a 100% fatality rate. I’m afraid we’re going to have to deny you coverage.”

    “What substances?”

    “Air and water. Your dependence on them is a non-covered pre-existing condition.”