• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Thanks, I knew there was at least one more. I feel like there’s something else I’m not thinking of as well but I can’t place it.

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      23 days ago

      IANAS, but it sure seems like most of these pig fuckers just went fully off-road genetically as soon as their two main external sphincters formed during mitosis, and focused everything else afterward on that core concept: Eat & Shit. (punctuation optional; creative emphasis, arrangement, spelling, etc. promoted)

    • Lvxferre@mander.xyz
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      22 days ago

      Guinea pigs perhaps? I didn’t post them because capy represents them as Caviidae.