A Florida woman who traveled to Australia to "get into clown school" and was stopped when Australian Border Force officers found a pistol and ammunition in her luggage said Google told her it was "OK."
A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.
“What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer.
Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.”
“I am scared of shooting it… I would probably just pistol whip until I got training again,” she said.
The court also heard that she previously owned two other guns while living in the States, but she had accidentally given them away. "Those guns I ended up giving away, because I accidentally left them in a donation box."
There’s even more to the story, every step even more absurd than the other:
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
US woman backflips in court, pleads guilty to smuggling 24-carat gold gun into Sydney
Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”
I’m gonna need a courtroom sketch of that
You’re welcome.
The stupid of this chick really manages to one-up itself with each sentence, huh?
Holy fuck 💀
Oh wow that’s as Florida as it gets
This is so bizarre. Clown school? Gold plated gun?
And to top it off, an American with no concept of laws being different outside the US