Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

“I can guarantee you anything you want.”

Do a flip!

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.

Shutup baby, i know it

I’m back baby!

Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

Daffodils.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Me, Bender.

I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.