30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]

Chief Executive

Shot himself in the back of the head twice. What a tragic way to go.

No, no; he was into Amogus, not Fall Guys

Archive link:
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Ghost of Kyiv
Ghost [gun] of Midtown

He’s still waiting on his license for that!

Maybe someone will have one hell of a “so I went to my optometrist yesterday…” story after their appointment at The Lion of DaMoscow Eyecare.

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Did Amy Klobuchar effectively utilize girl power when she was hurling office supplies at staffers because she didn’t have a fork with which to eat her salad?

How about 5 million?

But also

Wow, that’s disgusting! Where would someone go to get bombarded with these tech job offers? You know, so I can avoid them?

Kinda works as an RATM lyric, if you can imagine Zack screaming it over a guitar riff going BWAM-boom-BWAAAOOOW ICKY ICKY ICKY WAAAOW