the ol’ g 🤢 vs H 😎 debacle

or as the community would like to call him “Mohg Lester”

Will there be Karaoke? Disco? Singing with a boyband wearing rollerskates?

You don’t even need to ride the bus and potentially endanger those children. You could even watch a simple 3 minute video from Tom Scott, explaining how people found out it’s a bad idea to drain large bodies of water.

they’re both a kilogram

souls games questlines except you didn’t complete a quest but inadvertently triggered the flag to the bad ending for simply giving a hungry lady some grapes and the only way to fix it to is to beat an old smelly lady with a stick, go back in time to beat an old dragon, and stab yourself with a needle.

personally, i like spawning on the cryopods. Gives you a bit of time to interact with your squad. i.e. mandatory bro hug before entering my ship.

You rarely have to deal with swarms with bots anyway. This is why the low volume of fire weapons like the snipers and the dominator are really good to use in the bot front.

Edit: for context, I typically run AC, Dominator, Redeemer, Stun Grenades on Level 7 Difficulty.

“Are you a Helldiver too?” Asked John Helldiver.

who is John Bloodborne’s cousin

I like fighting the bots. I have more options dealing with Hulks and Tanks, not so much against Bile Titans…

On my 2nd New Playthrough of Elden Ring. I was a STR/FTH build in my first playthrough, so I decided to use the build opposite to that, DEX/INT. I love the Moonveil and the Dark Moon Greatsword, but the Godslaying Greatsword has a good place in my heart. That, and funny dragon lightning. I’m going back to STR/FTH on NG+.

On a side note, beating Malenia for the 2nd time is satisfying as hell

as well as adding 50HP

Holy shit, IRL health buffs to mounts