@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish

@numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman.

@Lafari

@ObviouslyNotBanana That is a puffer fish, yes?

@fossilesque Geez… Scarecrow, this stuff is fucked up! Ya sure about this dosage?

@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!

@Mr_Mofu Why did you allow him to shit on the table in the first place? Litterbox!

@Gormadt Faith in humanity … Restored [y/N]

@nettika If you build it. They will come.

@itslilith Congrats. I hope everyone is onboard.

@Starshader
Winnie the Pooh isn’t yellow. That was done to him by lazy Disney coloring artists in the fifties. That’s capitalism for ya ;)
Never apologize for what you call a dictator, unless you call him a friend.
@velox_vulnus

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@negativenull I need a website to tell me who I am… I don’t trust myself … Aaaargh, like Boimler.
I’m Boimler. Tell me I’m not Boimler. Come on.
Guys?

@The_Picard_Maneuver Hmmm… Let me find my tarot cards. I’m not allowed to sacrifice goats anymore.

@JSens1998 What’s the point of slutty Halloween costumes otherwise? They’re not meant for minors.

@Wats0ns Captcha: 3WOC73M
See, I’m not a robot. Told ya!

@MrJameGumb Good girl!

@FARTYSHARTBLAST WOOMANNN!

@ickplant @FARTYSHARTBLAST

@churrundo It’s on Google Maps and still men act like they’re the first to find it.