Sweet! What does mine say?

Thanks! I hate it…

How do I delete someone else’s comment?

Oh you sweet summer child…

Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

Perhaps a Doro? They have both dumb-phones and simplified smartphones. https://www.doro.com/en-gb/products/mobile-phones/

Is it just me, or does this image look fake as hell? Especially the cardboard box.

Ah yes, “batteries not included” but for a car.

We made our product cheaper by putting less in it! It’s revolutionary!

The pommel of course, so that you can end your opponent rightly!

Huh. Thanks TIL… I honestly don’t know why i have always read that as an “L”.

Well, it’s some remix of “Levan Polkka” “Ievan Polkka”, but which one, I don’t know unfortunately…

Edit - Spelling of song title.

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Rage bait

Please tell me, they did a “War Thunder” and flew a drone right into the rotor blades.

Send via Bluetooth…

Not going to well right now, is it?

Almost no matter how you do it, it’s going to be a horrible waste of good drinking water to try to extract cooling from the temperature of the water. If you are in a dry climate, make a DIY swamp cooler. Otherwise shell out for a small AC unit.

Also; using your free lease-included water for stuff like that, is probably the quickest way to no longer have water included in your lease…

Another one bites the dust…

Wow! It’s like a regular e-scooter, but with a way worse footplate. And probably marked up to the nines…

No fucking way. I ain’t gonna’ die fighting for the inflated egos, of the morons in charge of the world powers and their ass-lickers. I’d gather up my loved ones and leave in a heartbeat, if my country started forced conscription. I’m not enough of a nationalist to die “for king and fatherland”, no matter how much i like this little country.

Domo arigato mister skeleto!