catchy accordion music starts playing

Never - and I mean never - enough cheese.

No, the issue is that Microsoft officially supports only two versions of Windows. And support of the older one is ending next year. They are forcing users that are using perfectly capable hardware to artificially switch to - for many - needless new hardware.

Fast and painless.

You + bed = dream

You - bed = reality

Raw sex implies the existence of cooked sex or fried sex or steamed sex or smoked sex or boiled sex or dry aged sex or (I don’t know anymore English words related to cooking).

Yes, the food. I honestly don’t know what else it could be and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms

Me after one day at grandma.

Original meme showed futuristic city and “77 + 33 = 100”.

Aneurysm Stage 3

I have options like “Screen Size” and “Screen Adjustment” but they’re blacked out / disabled.

Yamaha, you’re my soul

Just checked: Duck Duck go displays the forecast right on top.