Come Mr Taliban, tally me banana.

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Wouldn’t you lose the fur from your ears and tail though>

They mean those cute fuzzy ears like what catgirls have

Yes I know catboys have them too, and that there are ones of the NonBinary variety (I’m one of those).

Would probably be like a sphinx cat or those hairless dogs.

I choose 1, 4, 8.

1 and 8 helps with my species dysphoria and 4 is $20, can’t pass up 20 bucks man.

I also don’t really see the benefit of the others to me.

Sounds like you want a Distributed/Decentralized service like Nostr instead of a Federated service like Lemmy, you should join there instead, I’m sure you’d be right at home there.

That sounds really hard, I personally don’t even like wearing long sleeves (feels uncomfortable for me) unless it’s below zero (Celsius, though it’s not a hard limit and some days even if it’s well below it feels hot an uncomfortable to wear long sleeves), so I couldn’t even imagine how uncomfortable wearing a hoodie would feel in very hot weather (though I’m not really the biggest fan of hoodies to begin with, sleeveless ones are kind of Okay though).

Well it seems like there’s only 1 button, with 99% chance of money and 1% chance of gender-swap, and the person was advocating to keep pressing it until hitting the 1%

Wouldn’t that cause like apocolyptic over-inflation though similar to what happened to Venezuela (just bigger and more out of control)?

If you don’t want to be a girl it’s a very big risk for some money, small chance but big risk don’t get greedy. (Note: Before you say something like “why wouldn’t someone want to be a girl” please remember Enbies and transmascs exist and try not to be invalidating to them, thank you. Coming from a nonbinary who’s been grossly invalidated due to dressing fem).

If you do want to be a girl, then the downside is apocalyptic inflation, due to how many times you need to do it to get the 1% and how much money will be summoned to.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Federating with Threads would be more destructive than it would be beneficial, not to mention Meta’s horrible track record (FYI Meta was Facebook so everything Facebook did Meta also did, don’t ever forget that they’re connected).