In other news, conservative lawmakers demand shade and water be banned from all worksites.

How rude! Now where will conservatives “do their own research”?

Conservatives: “Burn, baby, burn!”

He’s 24 years old? He looks at least 44. Conservatism adds 20 years.

Wow. Can we please be more sensitive about little people? They are a small group that is usually overlooked. And just so you know, “dwarf barf” as you call it, looks the same as anyone else’s barf. Tastes the same too. A little sweeter, actually, because of all the little cookies they eat.

Sooo… rape then murder or the other way around?

Sync.com is waaay better than Dropbox. Also, Sync won’t lie or bait-and-switch you like Dropbox will. Never, ever trust Dropbox. They suck an entire ass.

Good.