You want to cross a river with your cat, a pumpkin and your transfem witch gf. There is a boat but it can only fit you and one of the other three. If you leave the cat and the witch alone on one side then the cat will fall asleep on her lap and she won’t be able to get up without waking the cat. If you leave the witch and the pumpkin alone…
If I had bottom surgery and one of these, I’d pack. The bulge in there is the best part