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The first, truly American, president of these United States of Amerikkka.

I’mma spend the next four years oscillating wildly between and .

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and authorities said their releases were done to impress anonymous friends on the internet.

Well… consider these anonymous internet friends impressed.

“Killingdogsispunkrock,actually”

Woman who shot her dog will head US Homeland Security

Turns out, she was just interviewing for the new job.

Interesting how you say this rather than make the mistake of trying to engage with the atrocious people in that thread.

I mean, I guess I’m wrong for having incredibly low expectations when I started out reading the comments. My bad… I guess.

huh… comments aren’t all that bad. Bad takes are getting downvoted, seems like questions are being asked and answered in good faith. Seems like really shitty comments are getting deleted and pro-Palestine comments aren’t getting deleted. Some questionable framing here and there but … not too bad all things considered.

Netflix? No… but how about everything instead?

Me when I try to talk about “Aldi” and say “Aldees” instead.

Well, saved myself some embarrassment by reading the comments before posting.

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The discipline and focus of the Iranian people will result in victory over the Zionist entity.

Sophie Lund Rasmussen, a prominent hedgehog researcher

This job should be the best job ever but no… we gotta fuck up the environment and make this person’s job depressing.

hehe… wasn’t that US war game where the USA simulated invading Iran (can’t remember how long ago and in the middle to eating to do research) had the Iranian forces use suicide boats to try to knock out as many ships as possible during the beginning of the exercise?

You forgot to add a CW of “Not the Onion”…

Maybe not, but they probably has to be very careful about taking money from anybody with Russian citizen ship. Also probably, now has to be careful about having people with Russian citizenship, ties to Russian businesses, or the Russian government in any leadership or critical infrastructure positions.

MIC stocks about to to

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Lead? Is it lead? Its lead isn’t it.

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Oh shit… its radioactive waste.