So what do we do when smart TVs force us to connect to the Internet, and refuse to work until we do?

This is exhausting. We’re speeding towards a horrible, privacy-less future.

Now I want them to come out with a “Trump Against Humanity” expansion pack.

David is prime Bossfight material.

Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.

Their recommendations are always a bit shit anyway, so I’m not too bothered about this on a personal level.

The Internet used to feel so vast and unpredictable. It was if there was always something genuinely new to discover, if you just stumbled onto it. Now it’s just “Oh shit, I have to sort through a bunch of crappy blogs and memes in the hopes of finding an interesting comment.”

My Cousin Vinny

The major software companies will decide your fate.

That would be hilarious! Even better if it redirected to a Lemmy instance.

Reminds me of a quote from Suits, something along the lines of “I’m not blackmailing you, I’m extorting you.”

The miniseries on Twitter’s collapse is going to be epic.

And they’re dragging us all down with them. That’s the most pissing part.

Not nearly as grotesque as it could (should) have been.

Not bad, but it needs more pro-Rexit messaging. A few highly visible Lemmy links would be nice.

I’m quite fond of my Agptek player. Add in a micro SD card to get an extra 256 GB, and I’m all set.

I look forward to people using it to encourage Rexit. People will add links to Lemmy servers, etc. It will be glorious.

My favorite capitalist propaganda is that a) People won’t work if they have money, but also that b) Billionaires add value to society.

Very cool! Thanks for sharing this.

Hilarity at Elon’s expense. That’s what’s happening!