DragonBallZinn [he/him]

“Farmers”

I said it before and I’ll say it again: I thought techbros were supposed to be smart.

I never want to see Thielcels parade around like they’re the real technocrats and we’re all just rubes.

Yeah cool “strong economy”.

Can’t find a job tho.

Can’t wait until after all this. They try to take credit for the growing global enshittification by telling the GOP in a smug tone: “you do realize we let you win, right?”

Democrats will be happy that they can just retire and do absolutely nothing for the rest of their lives. I’m willing to bet Sotomayor and Kagan will retire under Trump too just to make it official.

And they have the audacity to call us “lazy”. Hell, they even have the audacity to call us “misanthropic”.

Is this what reactionaryism feels like? Am I the reactionary now?

Personal branding trends for 2024.

I fucking despise whoever decided that the job search process should be just like finding work in Hollywood, that you already need to be famous and in the top .00000000001% before you even begin your career (oh, and have connections out the wazoo just to work at the local McDonald’s.)

I finally cleaned my room (bucko).

But in all seriousness, I am tired of feeling completely impotent and helpless about my lot in life. I know I need to start with developing some discipline until I stop being an actual basement dwelling neckbeard, but I have to.

beat me to it.

I love being jokerfied.

Can’t wait until I’m fired because an AI believed my smile was fake and then I get fired over an email with an AI image of a sad person and their boss pointing and laughing in the background telling me that my attitude is bringing the company down (written by an AI, of course).

This was fully intended. You think a bunch of cackling, card-carrying fascists actually have a convenient sensitive side towards babies? No. This was fully intentional as they are happy to utilize any avenue towards femicide you can think of.

We did it, Reddit.

Check. His. Hard. Drive.

This just reeks of fetish shit.

What? And have the rich give up one of their weapons to control the poor?

Forcing them with this burden, requiring them to purchase useless insurance and have that vehicle set them back forty bucks every week? AND the debt to buy the vehicle themselves?

And now it makes sense why walkable cities have high rents, the rich want to force as many people as possible into being shackled to their vehicle…and told that’s freedom.

Probably what I’d do as soon as my current iPhone is no longer usable.

Who the hell even ASKED for this? The fact that tech companies insist on cramming it down everyone’s throat makes me hate it even more.

Don’t suppose there’s a Linux phone?

But da FOOOOOOOOTUR! Why do you hate the heckin’ innovootions?

Me going to my high school reunion solely to tell the jocks “You were right about everything. You were trying to help me.”

Although it’s something the comic touched up on a bit, I’m surprised there isn’t some businesses that’s all about repurposing e-waste. Just install ubuntu or something and then sell them for cheap.

W list time:

• I haven’t had an alcoholic drink in almost a month. I just wanted to take it to one drink a week but I’m finding I don’t need it. I just get some flavored sparkling water from the store and I’m good.

• I have a job interview coming up, the first one in a long time. It doesn’t pay all that great and I’ll have to relocate, but the important part is I just might be able to leave my parents basement and live in a slightly less fashy part of the great satan. I really hope it goes well because I can start my life in earnest, go out there make some friends have some fun and for God’s sake just touch grass. Ever since I lost my old “permanent” job I’ve practically lived on this site

• I actually visited a cousin. I’m not going to dox him or me, but he lives in a rather walkable progressive part of the country and it made me realize that it can be done, but it’ll take a lot of effort to essentially cure myself of being the walking neckbeard stereotype that I am.

Same. But hey, the Linux community just got one person bigger.