wow the police get $150k bazingamobiles while i’m stuck in perpetual wage work? i sure don’t want to do drugs now

“Ah shit, Trump won, time to move to Canada”

Canada:

THIS IS NOT A REAL HEADLINE, THIS IS A BUNCH OF HEXBEAR BITS COBBLED TOGETHER FOR A LAUGH. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY LYING EYES OTHERWISE

dissolving NATO to protect Musk’s ego

the dumbest of all timelines

headline that could have been published any time in the last 180 years

thumb drives full of maoist literature

Inshallah our comrade is more correct than humanly imaginable

ANOTHER $3 FOR A SHITTY CHEESEBURGER

stop being right

fuck me i already bought a fifth of gin planning on drinking tonight. god damn israel and the united states

Hmmm… This is true, this is true

though honestly I’m throwing rocks in a glass house by calling out other people’s bachelor/ette choices. My first pick is Haley

literally everyone i’ve met who’s into men and plays stardew goes with Harvey and I literally don’t get it. He’s probably the single least interesting bachelor of the six to me

okay, I am a massive slut for the pseudo art deco style it has going on here, I have to admit

Everything else? ugh, why?

make a big log of all the based stuff out there

RIP the guy on phone duty at the based department. that phone is blowing up right now

damn that’s crazy. ChatGPT, think of some ways to make that number go down

he’s arguably the shittiest world leader on the planet right now but god damn if he isn’t funny to watch from the other side of the planet