Michael Gove?

Newsflash: there is already a war. A one Russia can end tomorrow if they fuck off back into their borders.

Disarm Israel, strikes will stop.

Nazis welcome other nazis? No surprise here.

Vladimir Putin told German Chancellor Olaf Scholz that NATO must accept “new territorial realities”

Is he talking about Kursk by any chance?

So, you are saying that a guy who was in prision for rape/murder, taken to an army where they encouraged further rapes/murders will want to carry on raping and murdering after being discharged? What a surprise!

It is from Planet Apes?

Both

That was different though. Nobody was expecting such graphics back then.

Like all these knives, forks, frying pans and ovens? Possibly, but that wouldn’t be long.

You could always try with rubber bands and tits?

What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

It is to explain you why they won’t pay. Funny how it took High Court in the UK to force them to pay for Covid business interruption claims.

Fucking war criminals. We had Nuremberg Trials for German nazis, now we need new Nuremberg Trials for Israelis and Russians.

Apple overcharging? Never!

Which breed?

Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

Are you trying to tell them something?

It is English.

And cunnilingus.

It is decidedly so.

If a woman has a dump truck ass,

She has a what now?