https://youtu.be/1rS8fFbW57o?si=G3QkiY8p41RqnPLx

John Nintendo, founder and CEO?

It’s The Death of Superman all over again.

I don’t get it, but this dude was really into lemons.

I can’t imagine Janeway not at least trying to field commission him.

Cries in Ensign Kim

Black-ass mama . . . white-ass daddy . . .

I’m sure it’s fine. It’s not like there’s an idiot who makes stupid, whimsical decisions in charge.

Do I see a bare foot on the table?

Right, but if you’re paying x for y amount of work, then once y is complete and you expect y to increase, does x increase as well?

So it’s an albino cockroach that exudes overwhelming sex pheromones?

I mean, he’s such a fucking idiot, I wouldn’t put it past him to suggest it.

The ‘Have Sex’ dance guy? They do look smimilar.

Well, don’t you look at me like that, Wesley. You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.

Jesus fucking Christ