If I touched grass my laptop would get glare? I’ve got noise cancelling headphones but I paired them to my TV and now it won’t play from my phone unless I unpair them from my TV but the UI has several layers of riddles before I can do that so I just have to walk far away so the TV is out of range before I turn the headphones on and then they work with my phone but by then my neighbour has finished beating his kids so I’m left being annoyed more at Bluetooth technology instead of my neighbour hey did you know Bluetooth is named after a person? King Harold Bluetooth anyway the point is terraced housing sucks and my neighbour is a prick

I dunno that’s what the other guy said

Help I’m trying my best to stop being a fascist but I can still hear my neighbour screaming at his children through the wall

The CD-Keys website changes the tab title to “We miss you” when the tab loses focus. Pisses me off enough to close it every time.

So you’re saying the junk food companies are going to create healthy versions and then push the healthy stuff on kids instead? Sounds like a win

I assume you’re talking about (for example) some equipment that takes in soil/water/air, rearranges the atoms and churns out potatoes. We definitely can’t do that. It’s too hard, we’re nowhere near that level of technology.

I can only imagine the people in this thread are referring to lab grown stuff where they use plant cells, which is cheating because that’s still depending on plants.

Web1.0-punk. Probably needs a catchier name.

All Carers Are Bastards?

They call me the gamedevopotomus, my servers are playerless

Spent ages in the queue and had tickets in my basket but I just couldn’t face £350 per ticket. Fuck Oasis, I don’t believe for a second that they were unaware of their own ticket prices. How can they complain against touts and scalping when that’s exactly what happened here.

No bro one time I was talking about buying protein shakes with my bro and then THE VERY NEXT DAY I saw an ad for protein shakes after watching Joe Rogan on the weightlifting subreddit.

You expect me to believe this is coincidence?!?!?!?!?!

Haha, cynically deconstructing a joke and laughing sarcastically. Hilarious comment!

You mean you didn’t fully read the TOS?

Whoa what happened on the 9th?

BBC News officially posts more fake news than my personal blog

One time I had an ex ask me for some obscure cable that I happened to have. We went over to my cable drawer and as I pulled it out she said “Why do you have this drawer of random cables?”

FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE BECCA YOU BITCH

25kmph and 250w, off the top of my head. You need to pedal for the motor to engage, and they count as a bicycle so no insurance needed. The twist & go bikes (no pedalling required) are basically motorbikes with pedals so they’re technically illegal but they’re still widespread. You’ll regularly see them in every city centre for food deliveries and you’ll see kids on them everywhere else.

The lack of bicycle paths is a big problem but I don’t think they’ll solve it entirely. The barrier of entry is just too low, any idiot can ride one and be oblivious to the danger as they weave in between people.

I wish there was an opposite thing we could do. Like a fundsinker that would cost him money.

Lucky! Here in UK we have to call 01189998819991197253