average us congressman is just the boomer version of some reddit nerd bitching and moaning about how not giving a corporation a few dollars is basically the same as killing a baby

Xinjiangping and he’s a place, with some people in it

Si Jinping and he’s Mexican and says “Si!” a lot and that’s it there’s nothing more to the bit really

XL Jinping and he’s going down the road on an initiative to get a new belt because his last one burst

Bit idea: Xe/Xemping and xe has blue hair and pronouns