Don’t forget the time change tonight for most of the USA.

Car Ram-rom!

For science…

A day to remember. Mexico 2024, never forget!

I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Good watch. Plus a surprise ending

Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?

Minors be miners

Lando - Max is going to try and go up the inside…oh fuck!

“I’m just so grateful for all the people back at the factory”

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

There is only borg. You will be assimilated.

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

That’s why I take a dick pic every morning…for science…it’s not always mine…

We’re in Texas! Time to dress like it!

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Where’s the straw?

All his April fools are amazing. Getting into the back door, opening his wife’s beaver, king dick! And more.