Thank you Jeopardy, this went on much too long. Hopefully they’ll boot her from the Alexa version also. Her episodes felt absolutely clunky.

So you’re telling me it doesn’t cost twice as much to make and ship charcoal. It doesn’t cost three times as much to grow a head of lettuce? Those sneaky snooks who make house paint have some 'splaining to do too.

Goodbye for life oxygen thief.

You know, I almost looked first before making my throwaway comment. I thought to myself no way this isn’t a fool of a white boy. It’s not only a woman, it’s a black woman. I did not see that coming. I solemnly swear to be better in the future, because the world is unpredictable.

This man has an incurable case of malignant stupidity. The dealership where Malcolm X bought his first car was next on his arson targets list.

“Did your clients purchase shares with the express intent to create standing in a case such as this?”

“Of course not your honor”

“Did your clients do due diligence on their investment before purchasing their shares?”

“Yes your honor.”

“And during this due diligence, did they in fact find that the main component of the company’s business is the manufacture of firearms and had been so since 1852?”

“Yes your honor.”

“Have the sisters ever heard of Dirty Harry?”

“Your honor?”

Summary judgement for dismissal in 3…2…

Don’t talk to cops

Which is absurd when the right is to be silent.

The party of small government and personal responsibility ladies and gentlemen.

NPR just this morning was highlighting a study that suggests a regular sleep pattern is more important than the amount of sleep you get, (within reason, I think they mentioned 6 hours minimum to complete your sleep cycles.)

Considering the potential consequences of this idiocy, 6 months is less than a slap on the wrist.

I guess none, wanna watch this clip of a murder for hire I did?

They’re wedged against the turtle shell.

Next you’ll tell us you’ve been to the moon. Get out of here John Glenn.

This meme in reality: the middle dude twice.

Accumulate a massive sleep debt, crash when I can’t go anymore. This will repeat until I have a heart attack or aneurysm yelling at yet another day walker that can’t drive for shit. Otherwise, everything is peachy.

Yeah? Well fuck those survey takers. You want to blackmail me with my reputation? G-o f-u-c-k o-f-f.

US hopes that the anonymity will serve as cover for not having actually banned anyone because they have no idea who to ban.

Ahem, Britain.

Actions of Derek Chauvin raise questions about detainee safety.