How do I solve this problem? I know, I’ll run really fast!

Just as believable

Where can we find out which of the larger instances blocked or did not block Threads?

I dont care about people’s bullshit so just let me work and not deal with them.

WTF? One of those glasses is still in my parents’ cabinet.

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I was logged out of my Lemmy.ml account and now I can’t get back in on the app. My Lemmy.world account is fine.

You can make beer with any kind of yeast. You can make good beer with only certain yeast.

Thighs are bigger than the butt cheeks?

73 in spring, summer, and fall. 67 in the winter.

I still use SwiftKey. I think Microsoft bought them?

some people just can’t handle the fact they’ve aged out of the target audience.

I deleted my LinkedIn account after the 2nd data breach

my handwriting is atrotious. I feel vindicated.

my in-laws are still subscribers

I dub things “dishwasher safe”

I tried. I really tried.

I checked my settings after I heard this yesterday and they were unchanged.

specifically, an HP inkjet printer