MalarchoBidenism [he/him]

I think it was his wife, she mauled him

It’s just Netanyahu bro pls bro if only we get Netanyahu out of there Israel will be nice and good I promise bro please it’s just that one guy bro he just keeps getting elected for some reason please bro

He’s also “better at the economy” because every republican is just inherently “better at the economy”, whatever that means.

They did the meme

✋🏻conceding to anti-genocide protesters in exchange for votes

👉🏻 conceding to Republicans in exchange for nothing

Yeah but if America figures out how to generate ICBM NFTs in the metaverse China is cooked

This is beautiful. This is Slammer’s Garden of Earthly Delights

Sabotage high tech aircraft easily with this one simple trick

After careful deliberation, the honorable ghouls of the Supremacist Court agreed that the State should hurry up and execute the innocent man already.

When people told me they hated dying in a nuclear holocaust or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love dying in a nuclear holocaust. I am in awe of it. I am set free by it. It will be the finest event our galaxy has ever seen.”

What if Trump getting shot at just becomes his thing, like how Bolsonaro’s thing is being hospitalized

It would be extremely embarrassing if people found out I just shit my pants. For this reason I will keep that information a secret and not tell anyone about how I just shit my pants.

Ant-ibiotics

but they fancy themselves a western country

They are. This is what the west is.

Bill Wurtz

If 20% of people own 80% of the land or wealth or whatever in a capitalist country then all that shows is that capitalism produces Pareto distributions. That does not mean Pareto distributions are some universal law of nature nor does it mean that non-capitalist systems are impossible.