I’m French and I assumed it was German

Why is it written English though?

… If there were no rules you’d rape animals? Maybe you should go to church, but don’t pretend we’re all like you

Joe Hisaishi must be sad

Don’t they already spread blood borne diseases?

Maso

Nice looking facehugger

Wait I’m confused. If Putin isn’t denying that there are North Koreans fighting for him, does that mean there aren’t any North Koreans fighting for him?

Must be the first time I see a Chihuahua from this angle, he doesn’t look like one to me. Still very cute, would pet

That niche being flying bloodsucker? I’m not sure the alternative will be any better

Sure, but it’s plastic in addition to the aluminium can. Might be better overall but not exactly ground breaking ecologically speaking.

Must be profitable, though, or they would have disappeared

What about the plastic lining in the can?

Surely it caught fire and then sank?

Haha, how did I miss that!

Good thing money doesn’t exist anymore, because if I had as much hair as Picard (and it’s not looking good) I wouldn’t pay for a haircut

Yes, but Russia doesn’t have nuclear weap… I mean, Russia doesn’t control Congr… Totally different situation ok!

“My God, it’s a swamp in here!”

“Not usually, no. It’s just the flood.”

“I meant in my pants.”

“Well ye you’re drenched, from the flood.”

You’re just jealous

Feet*

Well damn you then! I hope you have a happy life and die of old age, America-born person!