Sure is sad that our King got his brain melted by boiling oil in the siege and had to be put down like a sick dog, but at least he was so bloated and diseased that the enemy castle is rife with corruption and boils. Huzzah!

death cult behaviour

bro look at my capitalist attack dogs, they don’t even know what commerce is anymore

how will they maintain my beautiful fourth reich without even a basic understanding of material reality

The A stands for

Israeli Tom Cruise rappelling down from the ceiling of the Cum Vault to retrieve the American sperm before it’s discovered and potentially corrupting the sacred gene pool.

Now watch me hit this dab :beorgegush:

Finno-Korean Hyperwar heads finally vindicated

I think millions of people were killed by Covid precisely because western societies are already supremely tolerant to genocide.

the CIA hit him with the slippery floor gun (it’s just a bucket)

The North Korean Army doesn’t have trucks or trains, so they have to march across Russia on foot

probably thinks it was Bin Laden

finally the last person on earth, Netanyahu breathes a sigh of relief - now he can relax. He feels the barrel of a gun press into his back. Bibi turns around - it’s a second Bibi

talking about “dark forces” or “mørke kræfter” is such a dog-whistle too. like one step removed from ranting about the islamobolshevik menace trying to undermine our glorious reich

i love our moderate social democrats they are so cool and socialist

raw shallots in uneven chunks, mushy quinoa and random asparagus (way out of season)

literally looks like tylers bullshit from the menu

seriously can’t get over how poorly those shallots are cut

The only thing that can stop a rogue state on a rampage is another rogue state. We should give DPRK peacekeepers full authority to demilitarize “Israel”.

and if you want that in normal numbers instead of freedom units, a good guideline is 2% salt in bakers percentages, meaning 2% of the dry weight (so a loaf made with 500 grams of flour would need 10 grams of salt)

Pictured above: The entire Estonian Army

The company has fabricated stories, including claims that Europe will face power outages and a shortage of fever-reducing medicine, which will result in “a surge in child mortality,” according to a draft of an influence campaign.

The medicine thing literally happened though? perhaps a global pandemic (that we have now completely memory-holed) has had an impact on the availability of medicine?

and power did get prohibitively expensive for many people? Dastardly Russians with their accurate reporting of current events.

“Why do the Russian intelligence services feel the need to remind westerners that nuclear war is a bad thing? Is it because we are worshipping at the altar of Death and no longer fear the warm embrace of Hellfire? NO! the russians are trying to steal our bodily fluids!”