Yeah, I know what you mean. It could really use a line or two about cannibalism at the end to round it out.

It’s functional.

Maybe they don’t have to.

No, that would be silly.

😈👹

Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?

And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!

Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅

When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: “Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully.”

Sometimes I’ll reflect on this and think, “God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin’ cunt if I ever met one!”

Humans are animals too. So, it’s somewhat ironic that you’ve got a stylized exposed human skull as a profile picture.

Yes, I know it’s from Diablo 2; great game!

Aww, man, I thought it was ALL pus… Well, maybe a pus and mucus mixture, but that’s disappointing. ☹️

The beak is too dangerous; pull up, pull up!

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Cuppacabra

Just gonna climb the trunk and gently nibble on the balls as they sway in the breeze.