Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all… but seriously… I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.

The only sad part about Weasley leaving was that it didn’t happen in the first episode

TIL that honey bees are Juggalos…whoop whoop.

Sometimes it’s also their last diamondback

Everyone that has been exposed to it dies…eventually.

Sounds like the “undercover spy gear” that was popular for a while. I think there was a cigarette case that folded open and became a gun and, of course, the ink pen telescope plus the ink pen with disappearing ink! And several others as well. It was weird… we all played outside using our imagination to create fabulous worlds in the same backyard that was a grand prix track yesterday and an undersea exploration spot the day before that. A stick was a horse one minute, a cane the next, a rifle after that , and a baseball bat… hitting home runs with the bases loaded, winning the world series. Those black walnuts would sail when you made good contact!

Look… ok… it’s right there in my name…old. LOL

Wait…whaaaat???

Wasn’t that the “high” lobster named Price episode? LOVED that tie died shell of his!

Not really new… I think it was part of an old George Carlin bit.

The concept of CHALANCE exists but you cannot nonchalantly introduce it into a conversation.

GONNA CLAW NOWWWWWW!!

I had a party line during the 80’s in Arkansas.

Hungry?

I too try to give the benefit of the doubt when reading stilted text that basically conveys the meaning but the syntax is janky.

I’m in southern Ohio so there are quite a few people from the hills and hollers around here.

Methany definitely talks exactly like how that is.

If they keep bugs away then I’ll take a dozen.

Having been abducted by aliens myself and having sired offspring, I believe that this would be a good match! We shall vanquish our foes.

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My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I’ll team up and be ok.

It’s high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.

We need action NOW!

We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don’t want to hear any of that stale old BS “my oak hasn’t ever harmed anyone”…

Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!

BTW that’s all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.

We’re going to try the myth that if a vampire is fired out of a cannon, using his coffin as a sabot, into a picket fence… will the resultant impaling be enough to render the undead dead dead.