Exploitation of professors’ enthusiasm is the fuel that runs the academic system worldwide. I’m not exaggerating. Look up publish or perish, postdoc working conditions, grant theft by uni admins, and stagnant wages.

You have some impressive storytelling skill. Have you considered writing a book?

I’m a chemist and I really like when my friends bring me their science questions because I get to stretch my knowledge, show off a bit, and have a conversation. I’d be a little offended if I learned they googled and watched a crash course.

Saaaaaame. When she played in my city I only liked Photo ID so I skipped her show, but now I have that, Sugar, Cinderella, Anthony Kedis, and Hello Hello Hello on HEAVY rotation.

Anyone who is afraid of bears has absolutely no experience in the wild. It might do you some good to actually get that experience in the wild. A hike is much better for your brain than writing a post about how outraged you are that someone “made a ridiculous exercise meant to rile people up”