Booooooo…urns!

“You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

Man, it’s been a long night, and I hate the fucking Eagles!

Sometimes it’s needed though when you realize you’re the only one who gives a fuck about the rules!

You got any of that good sarsaparilla?

Mind if I do a J?

I just love that one of there main arguments for not prosecuting Trump is “other people ( Hillary and the Bidens) do crime and get away with it so why shouldn’t Donnie Boy?!” Even excusing the fact that Hillary and the Bidens have never been indicted for shit, this is just a flawless legal argument. I just read a statistic that only 50% of murders are solved. This obviously means that no one should be prosecuted for murder! How is it fair for those who get convicted, when only half get caught?!

This guy has some mental problems, even beyond pacifism!

“The Monitor” is a goddamn masterpiece!

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

Nah, they love socialism for them. If they need government assistance it’s ok because they’re just temporarily disadvantaged millionaires, whereas all of the poor and non-white people are just lazy and want things handed to them like a bunch of commies!

Back in my day, we had to paint our faces and wear floppy shoes to get our clown noses! Now Fox News is giving them out for free. Goddamn lazy boomers just want their clown noses handed to them!

Fuck ya!

That’s some RRR shit right there!

I’m a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can’t, or don’t want to do, and you can get paid!

Chili Mac is definitely a delicious thing. Why not Chili Spaghetti?!

I drive by a nursing home going to work everyday, and they have a few large banners that say “Our employees are heroes”. I just imagine the manager sending an email that said something to the effect of “We’re putting banners outside to show our appreciation for you… In lieu of a pay raise.”