True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

Especially the ones at the insurance companies where the patients medical decisions are ACTUALLY made.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

The Simic Combine wants to know your location

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

Or Anthropology. Right now, we have realized that New Caledonian crows have entered an equivalent to the early stone age in humans. Therefore, we can gain a lot of insight both about the nature of technological progression and of the very nature of intelligence (and the differences between mammalian and avian intelligence) by doing these studies.

It’s more like… Having an extra layer or two stashed at convenient locations like a chipmunk.

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

Now I think something went over MY head

Shit, I’m not even mad at the name change. That’s a cool name!

I mean… You could try a tea shop! Usually have good pastries too

TIL: Guinness Book of World Records origin story is the same as a D&D campaign: started in a tavern.

I mean… There’s that one species that entered its own stone age…