Why #4? What if I really want to be in Star Wars?

I have never had a real life skeleton shoot at me, but hey maybe one day

Definitely still got that weight advantage though

Are they? I feel like they miss a ton

If by radio you mean the music device, no. My jap import cannot pick up aus stations. If you mean radio frequencies for phones and others, hopefully someone else has the answer haha.

Really hard to hover for that alt text though

When I got my key stuck in the ignition I turned it hard enough the metal part of the key twisted a lot. At least it didn’t damage anything not already broken.

I’ve worked on my own car 4 times, started 1 fire and 1 almost fire.

I’ve stopped working on my own car now for related reasons lmao

Presuming any kind of skill. Some of us are the kind of idiot that makes cotton wool dangerous.

The joke is use your indicator you inconsiderate fuck.

To be clear that isn’t directed at you, that’s just the message I’m getting from the comic.

Can confirm, I have no idea what bike signals even look like (although I presume a hand out to one side means going that way), so doing what cars do would at least give me a good idea of where it’s going.

Famous sayings so not equal reality.

Joja is a generic mega corp and the achievement is to sell out to them instead of fixing the community center with magic

If you haven’t ridden a bike in 20 years, go try it. But now 2000 years.

I’ll blame the consumption on me when it’s my mega yacht, private plane, fleet of cars and whatever the fuck else.

My home laptop has an uptime of almost 30 days at this point, who needs a power button?

I would consider all but 1 since 1972 to be a long time, it’s longer than I’ve been alive.

Is that a particularly expensive jaguar? When I was car shopping I saw some jags for 20k or less so owning a Jag means absolutely nothing when it comes to wealth.

People have been saying it’s unwatchable for years and I can barely see the difference

Some people (like me) are lazy and don’t wlreally want to do it if it takes more than 5 minutes. I doubt I could even download a VPN program in that time lmao

Every previous election for a long time wapo has endorsed a candidate. The only reason they aren’t is because of the second richest man in the world told them not to.