I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there’s only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

It would’ve been funnier without the speech bubbles imo, but still great

No patient complaints were registered, so it couldn’t have been that bad either.

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!

The skeleton is really horny and doesn’t have time for puns.

🫡

I’ve been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so…

Independent news outlet Astra said that the program features Russian-language dubbing of Carlson’s American shows and is not original content for Russian viewers

Saved you a click.

My manager must really like me 🥹