Was this written by a seventh grader?

Or a baby threatening me with a knife

Punching a knife might be worse

I make $30 an hour putting potatoes on a shelf

Even so working there does not suck

Trader Joe’s ice cream is better

Some YouTube videos I saw pointed out a subtle sound that happens after he makes the Detroit comment that does indeed sound like a fart. Might not be. It’s real subtle.

If he wasn’t scared he would do the interview. If he is afraid it would make him look bad he wouldn’t do the interview.

That’s fear.

And farts onstage

Didn’t say it was the right thing to do. Ever since Carter’s loss which cause Democrats to go to the right because they thought it would get them votes, it’s really gone downhill.

Picking a turd taco or shit sandwich really doesn’t taste good.

This time it feels like a shotgun to the face or a shit sandwich.

Normally I would agree, but it seems riskier this time around to have that mindset. Trump and his people want to do some serious damage and I believe that they will put in all the effort they can to do it.

It’s actually scary this time round

You would think religious people would say this is a sign. They probably do but apply it in the wrong direction.

Professional asshole here

Elaborate please

Freethrow paper towels

I wholeheartedly disagree. Not only is it much more effort, it’s a blazing bright sign that a girl that’s not completely nuts is that into me, it’s way more of a turn on.

Yeah, the dude is fighting for his nation’s survival and he’s been pretty successful at it. It sucks he has to do it, but I understand exactly why he did.

Got a discount dog from the pound. It had been adopted and the returned.

I was thinking sweet a $31 dog

Nope. 16 years later I still have this nightmare of an animal

Hey man! nice shot.

Yeah, it’s kinda built in