Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.

It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?

Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

LinuX

What’s up, my cisgenda?

Works every time until it doesn’t

That would be a great prank food to take to a pot luck

Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Be the purge you wish to see in the world.

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

Woah. Easy, fella

No, no. The Raccoon Liberation Front of Tokyo is the one true cause!

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

Joe mama

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

I think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?

No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.