Holy fuck, “It was absolutely necessary for me to run over hundreds of people alive with my armored bulldozer” was not a take I was ready to read. I’m so sorry, it must have been really hard for you to have to do that.
“The enemy soldiers became distraught at the number of their dead and wounded and began screaming and wailing.”
I tried to unwrap the image, looks something like this:
Maybe someone can find the source image, would make a cool wallpaper