A true horror legend. He stole every scene he was ever in. RIP.

I can only post when I’m feeling strong, because I’m terrified of y’all disapproving. :(

“…worth it.”

Technically you ARE glowing. The bioluminescence is just very dim. I hope this helps!

Thanks for updating us. Glad you’re ok!

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

To The Sims!

God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles. 😢

I’m continually surprised by how the people with the most skeletons in their closets are also those most eager to become public figures.

I assume you mean the quality is quietly reduced without notifying the consumer? I’ve heard Cheapflation and Skimpflation.

Los Angeles lol

It’s not a van, it’s a dude on a modified bike-cart. He honks a bulb horn.

That’s a whole vibe

He clearly ripped out his skidmark rather than clean it

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“Schoolchildren are Hamas tho” - Israel

Ain’t no thing but 3,960,000 chicken wings

Damn, that is one ALERT bun

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