Y’all should check out the Pendleton OR, chimpanzee attack!

I’d say!

If you ever get 4,585 miles (7378.84 km) to the east, you should check out their sister city, Dull, Scotland!

I got got on this one, holy shit

👌 mwah perfect. This one gets me every time

Came here to say the Nutmeg Tavern is the coziest place on the Internet, bar none ☕️

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

Is she, you know, a Celeste, SpR any %, PB 42:56 ?

(Don’t @ me I’ve never played a vibyo gam)

Life’s wild, my friend

[ Children’s screams have been removed ]

Haha I love fixing things no not that one

It’s always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

Top tier; excellent swerve. Brava

I’m here! There may be several others! \o/

As soon as they killed Apollo I never looked back. Bastards.

My-My neck is freakishly large-

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

I cannot confirm, so y’kno what I’ll say: big if tru

cries over tarot Blz be nice to me :'(

Upvoted but (kindly) the exact opposite; I will always thank an automated voice.

I hope they remember me fondly in the Robot Wars….