WTF? I love gun regulations now!

-Republicans

And plans to increase federal spending at his shitty golf hotels

He spitballs everything hoping that one day he might be right about something.

So it was poor judgment. The motherfucker has one job to do, be impartial.

Crippling personality disorders

What happened to her face? She almost looks human in this picture

I forgot I had a headache

Hunter Bidens laptop took my bibles and guns then raped my goat!!!1!

It’s performance art for a audience of one. Republicans will never stop trying to steal elections.

Also McDonald Trump

“Please don’t be too nice,” he said to the audience in Long Island, New York.

“When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’” he said.

“When you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head you know, the way you put their hand over [their head],” Trump continued, mimicking the motion. "Like, ‘Don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody, don’t hit their head.’ I said, ‘You can take the hand away, OK?’

“I have to tell you, you know, the laws are so horrendously stacked against us, because for years and years, they’ve been made to protect the criminal. Totally made to protect the criminal. Not the officers. You do something wrong, you’re in more jeopardy than they are,” he added.

Any statement that begins with WOW!!! Is going to be followed with complete bullshit. Trump isn’t even trying to obscure his gaslighting anymore.

Future Black Sea artificial reefs

fA1Th AdN vA1Ue5

Russians?

Borat?

Pillow guy?

Keynote speaker position at CPAC convention

They’re trying to legislate them out of existence.

Peter Griffins special needs brother

At press time, sources reported Cohen had reluctantly agreed to hire someone to threaten his own family in order to ensure his cooperation.

Too bad Ukraine can’t be protected from Russia the same way Israel is protected from Iran.

Nobody knows more about yanking off trump than Rudy Giuliani