LMFAO FUCK ME UP

the year is 2027

newsrooms have come to the consensus that the only way to protect Українська culture against russian aggression is to stop translating the language entirely and teach cyrillic to thousands of writers

the last troops (split about 50/50 between balding 50yo skinhead volunteers and depressed conscripts fresh out of high school) are crossing the Дніпро into Київ

president Залу́жний (who presided over the unprecedented (TACTICAL) retreat of Українська forces after their collapse of organization brief pause on directives being ordered after Зеленський handed over power to him after being negotiated to take a break from his job by 2-3 infantry brigades) is live on tv, drunk off of chardonnay (purchased via money he obtained from selling surplus artillery to Netanyahu’s Legitimate Government In Jerusalem (he cryptically told him he was “one of the good ones”, deemed by newsroom consensus to be a folksy Українська statement and nothing deeper))

Залу́жний is probably talking about “the nukes being back” as he gives a thick slap to an irbm

I can’t tell though because this dorky asshole commentator is telling me that “Ми зробимо Росію схожою на Юкка Флетс, лайно ти” has too many sociocultural connotations exclusive to the Українська language that it can’t be directly translated to english

not anymore, he literally just fired the lady who votes for argentina at the un right after this vote lmao

from what i’ve heard its all 60yo party veterans who just joined because they were mad kennedy wasn’t able to beat carter in the 1980 primaries

So what I’m getting from the latest elections (clarify if i missed anything) is that

• Georgia’s generic regional post-soviet center-right big tent party kept its majority but also was possibly pulling nixon shit but also going up against an opposition that desperately wants to pull another color revolution with a little cia moolah, too much of a mess for me to sort out
• LDP got fucked as we all know, afaik it’ll be succeeded by a coalition between the half-dozen center-left parties and center-right libertarian Osakans
• Bulgaria elected basically the exact same parliament as last time, the bitter rivalries the three identical center-right parties and their justified reluctance to team up with the four fascist parties means they’re gonna have to do this again in a few months, one must imagine sisyphus happy etc
• Despite the loss of their most hitlerite faction, the lithuanian succdems are able to keep their coalition with two(?!) agrarian conservative succdem parties
• Demsocs seem likely to win the Uruguayan presidency but we’ve gotta wait another month for the second round
• Uzbekistan had elections too but all the parties were on good enough terms with their own generic regional post-soviet center-right big tent party for no one to care

uruguayan, japanese, AND bulgarian elections are all today holy shit

HUGE day for multifandom enjoyers

Update on the gruesome death of Trudeau’s PMship- Canadian libs are going full MAGA- and not even in a general russiagate blueanon way, they’re going absolutely truthsocial on the CBC to defend the honor of this absolute flop of a man lmfao

Kelly celebratory slop for Weird Al’s birthday

Summary:

The West Is Falling because our green energy is made by Chinese producers and because said green energy is weaker than fossil fuels because it’s too woke

Carbon emissions are still bad when the reds do it though cause they’re caring more about supplanting the Free World than about the environment because they still have coal power plants

The enemy is both woke and unwoke etc

Mr. President, we must not allow a CO2 gap!

He ended up not being an irredeemable ghoul, he’s relatively sympathetic to us now and is talking about s with a couple of us after some bizarre chain of conversation

This professor protesting with us (who apparently was chatting abt Jill Stein) was wearing a fucking People’s Party shirt and telling me to “look a little deeper” into vaccines lmfao

This debatebro has chatting nonstop at the corner of our antigenocide protest for 50 minutes by now

There was a guy in a fucking Hayek shirt who decided to pass on that schtick, the guy we’re stuck with is a true believer in Right-Sorkinist Socratic dialogue lol

Go-karts with machine guns strapped to their steering wheels

AHAHAHAHA

wouldve found a way to get it through. Amateur hour over here smh

me neither but it’d be very funny if it was the case so i could never bring myself to write off the chance

Their channel has at least 5 spinoff pods from what I’m seeing, a microscopic sliver of me is genuinely wondering if there’s money laundering going on

As soon as I started trying to get into LPOTL they start doing “geopolitical analysis” by talking abt hezbollah with a fucking VoA producer lmfao

More like last podcast FROM the left amirite folks