All Johnny 5 had to do was laugh at a religious joke told by Steve Gottenburg. Guess the 80s were more advanced socially in that regard

Plus publish or perish is real thing

I feel like canonically the volcano can destroy the one ring but Daffy Duck has survived total body disintegratation without issue so would burst out burnt to a crisp and screaming with his tail feathers on fire.

I disagree and think this is just perpetuates the mistaken belief that torture actually provides results.

“Everything we know from psychology, physiology, neuroscience, and psychiatry about behaviour and the brain under extreme stress, pain, sleep deprivation, extremes of hot and cold suggests that torture as a method for information extraction does not work — it may produce information, but that information is not reliable. There are also numerous first-hand reports of torture survivors that make the point amply: an individual subjected to torture will say anything to make it stop.”

Found their description of the boat form as hard to understand as Herodotus’s original.

Don’t worry they have plenty of cider to help it go down

The JillStein Bot explaining why Joe Biden shouldn’t be allowed to be the next president, really not updating their talking points

Stupid science saying they’ve disproven it. Trying to steal all our fun with facts and studies

Exactly what I was going to put.

Not really that creepy. Just some standard folklore motif

With multiple levels of difficulty. Some routes can only be done with glitches. Shit is wild

I mostly just declare my own holidays which I feel entitled to do as a Pope.

Feels leftover 80s to me. Or that weird transition period

Or its tracing the money and influence of different lobbies in America. Just look at the original gerrymandered food pyramid made to accommodate the dairy industry. Or lawsuits against plant based alternatives.

No one hates vegans, but everyone loves to post vegan hate or idiotic “bacon” posts.

What if we raise them in a factory farm and eat them instead? Don’t worry though. We will force feed them a carnivore diet in their tiny cages

Circle jerking against vegans is a pasttime of the Internet denizens

Or has just been the target of an endless smear campaign than every edgy person loves to buy into and regurgitate

Kind of like it’s been endlessly targeted in a smear campaign

Absurd. Where is the Tsar