i started flossing

always thought it sounded silly - like, people hundreds of thousands of years ago didn’t have the means for flossing (presumably). I brush, surely that’s enough? Of course, people hundreds of thousands of years ago didn’t have such sugary bread… and I guess if every dentist recommends it, there must be something to it.

it also took away the pockets from her outfit

because no reasonable investor would rely on such statements

is that a real legal classification? It sounds mythological. Like, there must be more credible sightings of Moth-man than there are “reasonable investors”.

my ability to order water pistols on Alibaba, however, will ensure otherwise 🔫

That’s the good ending! It means we’ve carefully maneuvered Sol through the galactic disc to do a hand shake with a red dwarf’s liquid water zone. It means there is time, time to explore to test to get it right. Life goes on going on, sentience ripples through the whole ecosystem and people learn to come together for cake! …well, except that fellow in the trees… that’s a tad bleak…

that’s so sweet, a tea party on a spek orbiting a red dwarf

looks like a minecraft house. Honestly, that might do well with some people. If you were blind or hard of vision, it would be very easy to navigate by feel and memory.

That first one looks like he’d deliver milk to your house and sleep with your spouse

new phones look goofy with all the extra cameras and circles of dubious functionality

i want a phon with no cameras cus i never uses em so why should i pay for hardware i don’t need?

think this was in Issaacc Assimovv’s Robot Visions

i’ve been interpreting the puffer fish as a persons ability to offload mental tasks into the spaces and tools around them - is that a decent read or am i doing surrealism wrong?

Do I hear 150000 cents for a pre-drained battery still in original packaging, unopened?

Treating things as things -> me, cool, historical

Treating people as things -> you, “logical”

importing the yankee’s hardon for punishment, i see

They put more history in it. That’s practically a service to the museum, a value add. Ought to be commemorated for it, really.

this is a victimless crime that is also crimeless because it shouldn’t be illegal

this is some young blood in the advertising department inadvertently paving the way to lawsuits against any anime that tramples on the McDonald’s Corporation® (MCD) new trademark, WcDonald’s™

Mob Psycho 100