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bump amber whataboutism

give us a zillion dollars

fuck

wait is this just the e = mc² + AI bit repackaged

snake_case is valid, I’m just operating on the assumption that these rubes want it to be stdlib-adjacent

if they’re proposing it as a C stdlib-adjacent method (given they’re saying it should be an alternative to malloc [memory allocate]) it absolutely should be lowercase. plus is redundant because you just append the extra functionality to the name by concatenating it to the original name. mallocai [memory allocate ai] feels wrong, so ai should be first.

if this method idea wasn’t an abomination in and of itself that’s how it would probably be named. it currently looks straight out of Java. and at that point why are we abbreviating malloc. why not go the distance and say largeLanguageModelQueryingMemoryAllocator

and it’s malloc, why are we doing this for things we’re ultimately just putting on the heap? overshoot a little–if you don’t know already, it’s not going to be perfect no matter what. if you’re going to be this annoying about memory (which is not a bad thing) learn rust dipshit. they made a whole language about it

the way I kinda know this is the product of C-Suite and not a low-level software engineer is that the syntax is mallocPlusAI and not aimalloc or gptmalloc or llmalloc.

new memory leak just dropped–the geepeetee says the persistent element ‘close button’ needs a terabyte of RAM to render, the linear algebra homunculus said so, so we’re crashing your computer, you fucking nerd

want to run an application? better have internet fucko, the idea guys have to burn down the amazon rainforest to puzzle out the answer to the question of the meaning of life, the universe, and everything: how many bits does a 32-bit integer need to have

sorry every element of this application is going to have to query a third party server that might literally just undershoot it and now we have an overflow issue oops oops oops woops oh no oh fuck

lets add full seconds of latency to malloc with a non-determinate result this is a great amazing awesome idea it’s not like we measure the processing speeds of computers in gigahertz or anything

Every little detail I hear about Sinwar’s life and death makes it feel straight out of Shōnen Jump. A man born in a refugee camp that outlives him. A man who went from emiseration to a college degree. A man who became fluent in his oppressors language in captivity. A man who went from indefinite imprisonment to leading the resistance. A man who projects a Samsonian level of indomitability. They have to keep making excuses that ‘he’s in another country’, ‘he’s underground’ for why they just can’t kill him for years, but you can find him walking down the street in Gaza and just pull him aside for an interview.

He’s still above ground fighting, a year into the entire region being carpet-bombed with the expressed intent to kill him specifically. He gets hit with tanks, missiles, dronefire, he’s still fighting with a severed hand–he’s 61 years old! Even when he’s bleeding out in a dusty-old chair exposed to the elements, the surveillance drone pilots are still instinctively dodging the pieces of rebar he’s chucking at the damned thing in a final ‘fuck you’ to his oppressors with his one good hand.

They have to finish him off with a sniper round. They can’t touch this man. They can’t be near this man. He’s the bogeyman. It feels intrinsically embarrassing to even make the comparison–it makes me feel like my analysis is fundamentally juvenile, but I just cannot shut it out of my mind, it keeps coming back to me the more I think about it–this man went out like Gojo Satoru. A life and a death that can only be rivaled by Che Guevara’s in terms of it feeling straight out of fiction. What a guy.

if the reports are true: Yahya Sinwar, Z"l – I owe a great debt to you if we meet after life.

Al-Aqsa Flood is the Harper’s Ferry Raid of our times, in that it was met with violent reaction, was scorned as a bridge-too-far, was fundamentally just, and has caused the domino effect that accelerates the death of the entity into our lifetimes.

If this report is true, I can only offer my deepest respect and gratitude towards the man who led the plunge. Sinwar will be vindicated by history. A tragedy of the highest order that he may not see the coda of this hitlerian project with his own two eyes.

why does it need to have audio capabilities

kim jong-un please liberate the women of korea from the gamergate miasma that looms across the outpost below

add some more fronts baby