I feel like it shouldn’t need to be said but… You shouldn’t just have shit in between your ass cheeks. Just clean your ass people it’s not that hard.

Fucking yes! They’re going to kill him, you will never get another chance to make sure.

This is like what you get when you ask chat gpt to summarize something 😂

User-agent switcher is what I use. My only issue so far is that it messes up websites that use recaptcha or cloudflare “Are you a robot” challenges sometimes.

Pro tip: when a website doesn’t work with Firefox, go download a user agent changer and switch it to chrome and watch the website work perfectly on Firefox lol

Po-tay-to! Boil em, mashed em, bake em into burger buns.

I know I’m old because when somebody says Jurassic Park to me I don’t think of Chris Pratt.

This is just a food saver vacuum sealer, it creates an air free environment.They do produce CO2, but it is a pretty short ferment so it just slightly inflates the bag. They only go for about 2 days. Then I boil them and cool them just like a normal potato salad recipe. They have a slightly deeper flavor and a bit of lactic tang, kind of tastes like Parmesan to me.

“Wait let me get my phone, this will do numbers on tiktok”

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Facebook: Here’s a recipe for medium rare chicken breast, leave your social security number in the comments to unlock it!

That’s giving him too much credit, orange cats are just dumb not evil. He sucks the life of of people, encourages the spread of disease and death. He’s a mosquito. Just an annoying, insignificant bug that will only be remembered for the discomfort he caused.

Yellow crystals gotta be a speed upgrade right?

That’s witerally cwazy. Skibidy rizz.

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

Don’t forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

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It was a joke my guy. I didn’t really expect that toilet water would cure depression lol. Also “just figure it out” has to be the worst advice for depression ever. If it was easy to figure out alone then no one would have depression.

I drank that glass of toilet water and I still have depression, what now?

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