Grog tries his hand, but feels bad when he rips the magical stone out of the ground, and cat get it back in. Grog smart enough to know he didn’t do it right, only option is to travel the country side and find the real person who will free the sword, bringing it to them rather than the other way around. Grog so smart, this way better idea

Darkness within ~ Machine Head

“so, it all started with this fuckin gorilla…”

Right? I mean, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh

Cube the Pube!

Live action reboot of ReBoot

Yarp, that’s what’s happenin to Coffezilla right now. Logan Paul is suin him for comments made in 2 videos an a tweet being critical of his refund plan for cryptozoo, or lack there of, and specifically did it in fed court to dodge the SLAPP it seems

Octopipuses?

See, I thought it was gonna be Leo but thas a good one too

Their training to be a man of the cloth gains them resistance to holy damage

My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, “oh wait, I’m lactose intolerant” his girlfriend wasn’t pleased, but I didn’t have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

Find a fascist? Blizt’em with a brick! They’ll Nazi it comin!

With a brick

Are you calling white people potato’s? Cause if so thats a new one and I can’t say that you’re wrong

Me parent convinced a few of friends that the ice cream truck only played music when it was OUT of ice cream

“Hurry Jerry! Parking lot F is just ahead, soo we will be able to start our new lives together!”

Careful where you do that, you could get grabbed by the feet and slammed into the wall by a pensioner

Imma broke bitch, it sucked giant ass when the biggie bag went from 4 to 5 then to 6 bucks in my area. There is no delusions of grandeur when eatin at Wendy’s, is jus cheap an becoming less an less.