Because it’s too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.
Because it’s too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.
Trump sues mirror for making him look ugly.
I’m slightly fed up with being promised that going meat free will get me a livable planet when I retire because I have fucking delivered my end of the bargain. I want my livable planet now.
It’s like
“You can improve our situation if you grab a thimble and start scooping water out of the boat now.”
“There’s still the giant hole in the hull that brings in a lot more water than my little thimble can deal with. What do we do about that?”
“Shut up and keep scooping :D”
That’s all it took. The crisis has actually been over for ages ever since I have stopped eating meat. I’ve done it.
you should be good
Good news, the planet is now no longer on a direct course towards being rendered inhabitable due to being destroyed for profit. I. AM. GOOD.
Problem solved. Thank you so much on behalf of all future generations of the planet.
“Wouldn’t it be great if everybody gave my AI company money?”
“For doing what?”
“… I don’t follow.”
By God, you’re right! It was me all along. I am to blame for Climate Change! Sorry guys. I’ll stop Climate Change this instant. Sorry again.
They’re instead letting an AI generate their stock price. It is a number now.
Sounds good. I’ll start by telling all my corporations that blast the majority of CO2 emissions worldwide into the air to slow it down a bit.
Also known for inventing the phrase “lend me your ear”.
The bridge crew all fall out of their seats, some consoles explode and one ensign will have to go to sick bay with burns on their- oh. Oooh, nevermind.
It’s especially important to get all the children, women and elderly people who have literally zero influence on anything and to then extinguish the entire basis for their livelihoods wholesale. In fact, they’re the easiest to punish for whatever someone else has done or is doing or will do -doesn’t matter, excuses will be made up- because they can’t defend themselves when you take everything they own. Galaxy brain material here, truly.
You forgot your /s tag btw.
I am sorry that kicking the Eurotrash invaders and their descendants off your continent didn’t work out for you and in the end you were jammed into special reservations without being reimbursed for all the land theft after all.
Combine it with the semi-adjustable GAMER wrist-proximity-fixation devices (also available in plush) as well as the the GAMER lumination-induced eye strain block face-covering mask device for best results.
Sacre bleu! It’s almost like the free speech warrior does not know that the other aspect of free speech besides speaking freely is being able to choose whom to listen to! Does he think free speech means being forced to listen to specific people speak?
Surprised. Pikachu. Face.
The next tesla model will have a coal oven inside it. Will still run on electricity, the oven is just in there so you can do some pollution too. The main factor in making the electric part palpable to republicans will be telling them how brown people are being exploited to get the materials for the batteries out of the ground.
There’s a difference between properly funded nuclear power under lab conditions and capitalistically bled-dry, money-before-safety , decrepit cash-grab reactor junkyards that end in leaving miles upon miles of land unusable for generations though.
I will, however, accept “someone got hacked” meaning someone took an axe to them.
They’re too busy to release the health care plan because they’re still preparing to release his tax returns.
Eh, he’s used to that.
Those Guatemalans! * shakes fist *