If the plants could just tell me what they want that would be great

Well… that, and one nucleus splitting in half wouldn‘t start a chain reaction in a cucumber, and therefore not release a macroscopically noticeable amount of energy.

Three searches later and I understand that ship here does not refer to a transport vessel

WHAT „IN ALL CAPS“? I CA’NT HEAR YOU!!1

ANYWAYS, I KNOW MFER‘S FROM THE PACK USE CAPS TO BE BETTER UNDERSTOOD, AS SOME MEMBERS ARE HARD OF HEARING!

Big dicks in his brothers cat

It‘s also written in the profile picture of the account :)

Haha, a reference to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Fortunately, snail speed doesn‘t scale linearly with size, as the relativ slowing down of oxygen diffusion into the cells would shut down metabolic processes in the snail and lead to its asphyxiation.

In the (anarchist) union I‘m in, we have neighborly get-togethers every month, where we talk about our life & work & just eat some food together. But it‘s really nice, there are people of different ages & different professions, so a lot of different perspectives.

But we want not just a piece of the cake, but the whole damn bakery!

AYE THATS WHY I EAT PSYLLIUM HUSKS WITH EVERY MEEL AROOOOOO

why would anyone work hard to become an attorney

Do you really think becoming an attorney is harder than, say, cleaning toilets 40h/week? I finished my master‘s degree in physics recently. Has it been stressful? Sure. But I could mostly choose my own rhythm to work, had a healthy balance of exercise and leisure, and had coffee breaks all the time. I know a carpenter and some farm workers, and I would have chosen uni over their work at any time. And chances are, once I get a „real job“ it will still be less hard than working on a field.

Wages are mostly a measure for how replaceable you are, not for how hard the work is.

There‘s a reasonable proposal for „en“, so you can just use that

The german language is not bound by the laws of some institute, you can just use whatever you like!*

* Not applicable in schools in saxony, bavaria, schleswig-holstein, and saxony-anhalt.

It is good to find some joy in troubling times. But let‘s not do 100% escapism. With the right peers, we could fight climate change and enjoy furry art at the same time!

In Germany (dm), they have a separate isle for men‘s products, and „normal“ (less gendered) products everywhere else. Kinda weird.

Cute! :)

That depends: In a certain way, we are already 4D creatures, with three spatial and one time dimension. However, in these contexts it‘s often useful to only refer to spatial dimensions. The 4D creature then has 4 spatial dimensions, and shares our time dimension.

But maybe its four spatial dimensions are our three spatial dimensions plus our time, and its time is something else completely? Then, by rotating you, it could place your head at a different time than your feet. But that also breaks causality and stuff.

Is this post about gastritis? What are we uniting about here?

Me pretending not to be looking for a place to vomit, just in case

Your wish can be arranged 🪄

— The mosquitoes