Our favorite restaurant* growing up had a little corner with like 3 tables as the non smoking section. We’d go there because my kindergarten teacher and her husband owned it.
*Bar that served food
Our favorite restaurant* growing up had a little corner with like 3 tables as the non smoking section. We’d go there because my kindergarten teacher and her husband owned it.
*Bar that served food
There’s a dragon ripping you to shreds, it wants to be your friend, it’s just trying to impress you!
I’ve seen people staple their arms because they couldn’t think of anything better to do. You can have an impulse that you don’t actually want to do but which you follow through on
Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!
Exoskeleton operated by boners. Also describes Evangelion
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?
Like herbal remedy or just herbs besides mint? Rosemary toothpaste?
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
“Flops” means “inspired threats of violence” now?
Might directly charge your carrier for $5 to his campaign
What’s with all the antisemitic dog whistles on screen whenever he’s talking about people fawning over shitty games?
Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s
Put a Butterfree costume in the Metapod ahead of time
This 100%. It’s still an IP that they own and when it’s brought out of the vault it’s new to a bunch of people and nostalgic to others
Player character deaths in my games so far:
Does converted to an NPC upon leaving the campaign for scheduling reasons count as death by scheduling reasons? The character lives on
Technically you get to meet with the cheese sandwich. They could only afford one cheese sandwich and you meet with it over zoom to make sure you don’t eat it
The author, Chris Ferrie, has a whole series of science for babies. We have ones about the planets and another just about Pluto that my kid was real into for a while