My wife and mys manager

Why do people do this?

Yeah, but when the hell is it going to get wet? You don’t drive these things outside.

Removed by mod

Yes.

because you’re being a jerk lol

I had been scrolling through this thread, wondering when I was going to find the dumbest possible post, and I’m thankful that I can stop reading now that I’ve found it.

cry harder

nah I think they had it right

Read this to the tune of the TMNT theme

Congrats, you’ve managed to make a post in which nothing makes sense

lol what

I think you were going for “body double” but you accidentally said something much less stupid. Double body indeed, no way is he 215.

fuckateria

The Shawshank Redemption