Great idea! Let’s huddle with the Coach at the retrospective.

Well, you’re supposed to refer to them as “rituals”. “Meetings” are so waterfall. No wonder it isn’t working.

Agile is LinkedIn religious bollocks. Might as well just pray. Bunch of corporate nonsense.

BUt YoUrE NoT DoINg it RIghT!!1!

Should be reciting the creed in Latin, presumably.

TIL there is vim for Windows.

https://www.vim.org/download.php

“Mark Zuckerberg made more than $28 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge” https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/business/meta-stock-surge-mark-zuckerberg/index.html

seems fair.

“It was obviously really tough, we parted with a lot of talented people we cared about" - Mark Zuckerberg

“Mark Zuckerberg made more than $28 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge” https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/business/meta-stock-surge-mark-zuckerberg/index.html

Easily amused, you might say.

The US Attorney General John Ashcroft singing his wonderfully jingoistic 2002 masterpiece “Let the Eagle Soar”

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y

yeah, but now it’s even funnier to read complaints about Swift-plane memes.

No need for /s - this is no less illogical than most of their other arguments.

Unshittification

Look up the definition of ignorant.

At this point, I’m just so sick of every little thing being a huge struggle

Suffering is inevitable. This is the first noble truth in Buddhism. Troubleshooting Linux is Tao.

well, well, turns out he’s a complete fruitcake. Whod’ve guessed?

It is understood they were found not as a direct result of the search operation for 35-year-old Ezedi.

A sentence with the clarity of the sediment in which they were found. Good old Grauniad.

Imagine this happening today…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrington_Event

Plus, their shit doesn’t stink.

“This has been linked with major mass political developments including the Brexit referendum in the UK, and the presidency of Donald Trump in the US”

Bingo.

Kid at school named Miles Long.

“No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want. You got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”

Meet the (Many) Small Business Owners Stiffed by Donald Trump - inc.com